1. Do you like blue cheese? Do I?! I regret that I have but one stomach to give to blue cheese.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No.
3. Do you own a gun? No.
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? I try not to drink this sort of rat poison when it's not cut with vodka.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Depends on what I'm in for.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? A lot depends upon the condiments and bun, i.e., is the bun fresh? Do I have complete creative control over the ketchup/mustard/relish ratio? Is the dog all beef? Homey don't play pork.
7. Favorite Christmas song? I loathe Xmas and her many songs, specifically the ones that reference that absurd child in a manger.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee and water.
9. Can you do push ups? Yes. And if I couldn't I wouldn't admit it anyway.
10. What do you order at Starbucks? Medium Americano.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My engagement and wedding rings.
12. Favorite hobby? Reading and writing.
13. How do you eat your eggs? Swathed in cheese or silently dispersed within delicious, life-giving pancakes.
14. Do you have A.D.D.? No.
15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? Impatience.
16. Middle name?
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. What middle name? Oh look, the sun just came out. I think I'm too full of pretzels to eat lunch.
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Bought nothing yesterday.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.? Coffee, water, tea, beer.
20. Current worry right now? That a concrete online admission of worry would be too revealing.
21. Current hate right now? Feelings of ineffectualness.
22. Favorite place to be? I wish I knew.
23. What did you do to bring in the New Year? Movies, drinks, smooches.
24. Where would you like to go? US east coast, England, India, Israel
25. Name three people who will complete this. Huh?
26. Do you own slippers? No heroin, no gun, no slippers.
27. What shirt are you wearing? Red sweater.
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No. Too slippery. I like flannel sheets in the winter.
29. Can you whistle? Yes, but I don't usually put in the effort.
30. Favorite color?(s) Silver, white, green
31. Would you be a pirate? Not likely.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't sing in the shower.
33. Favorite girl's name? I can't say.
34. Favorite boy's name? I can't say that either.
35. What's in your pocket right now? Unhelpful papery kleenex from the doctor's office and $3.75.
36. Last thing that made you laugh? An old-fashioned fart joke a lunch time.
37. Best bed sheets as a child? Strawberry Shortcake.
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Tfu, tfu, tfu
39. Do you love where you live? I don't hate it, but love would be a stretch.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? One in use, one in basement storage, one in closet storage.
41. Who is your loudest friend? All of my friends, through no serious fault of their own, tend to speak at a moderate loudosity.
42. How many dogs do you have? Zero. No lawn, no dog. *sigh*
43. Does someone have a crush on you? Ah pity da fool.
45. What is your favorite book? Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis.
46. What is your favorite candy? WWWRRRAGH!! HULK LOVE CANDY!!1! Currently, Gobstoppers, Now & Laters, Tire Tread Red Licorice.
47. Favorite Sports Team? Von Trapp Family Singers.
48.What song do you want played at your Funeral? Not a topic I want to spend time thinking about.
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Reading
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? What time is it? Can I press "snooze" again? How many times can I press snooze? Remember yesterday when I didn't have to press snooze? I can't wait until next week when I don't have to press snooze.

I opened this site a month or two ago and this is the first chance I've had to blog.  It's been oppressively overcast here for the past week, but my husband installed some sort of super double extra ultra sun lamp thingy in our sunroom, so I've been sitting under it while I read.  It seems to be working - I haven't had to forcible cheer myself by cursing out snowmen or winging ice chunks at the padded pedestrians waddling by my house at all hours.  Spring is just around the corner.  The very, very far corner.

In other news, our landlord finally had our washing machine fixed after 4 weeks of non-fixage.  I've been wearing shirts that haven't seen the light of day in two years.  This must be the only benefit of rarely tossing out clothes - you can ride out the lazy machinations of an inert landlord.